God is testing me, and I’m about to fail

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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argumate

the great thing about the kungfu setting is the hero can be fighting three strapping young men simultaneously and you know he's not going to have any problem ripping them to shreds but then a portly octogenarian shows up and you think oh fuck this guy looks like bad news!!!

argumate

and after the geezer fuckin’ obliterates everyone on the scene with psychic energy blasts of incredible cosmic power he has to be helped into a chair because after all he is exceedingly ancient and those knees don’t bend like they used to.